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Lakewood Inn & Cafe

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Rooms · Cafe · Lakeside Comfort

Serving travelers on the lake road since 19▮▮

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★ Welcome to the Lakewood Inn & Cafe home page! ★ Rooms from $50 a night, breakfast included ★ There's always room ★ The cafe opens when the sign turns. Not before. ★ Tonight: rain. ★ Finn and Kuro are on duty ★ We kindly ask guests not to discuss the lake after dark   ★ Welcome to the Lakewood Inn & Cafe home page! ★ Rooms from $50 a night, breakfast included ★ There's always room ★ The cafe opens when the sign turns. Not before. ★ Tonight: rain. ★ Finn and Kuro are on duty ★ We kindly ask guests not to discuss the lake after dark   
You are visitor No.
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since October 1996.
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Welcome, traveler
The hotel from the parking lot on a foggy morning: a long clapboard building with a rooftop sign, a red VACANCY neon and an orange car parked in the mist The house from the lake road, on a good morning.
An old sepia portrait of the former proprietor in a jacket and tie; damp has lifted the emulsion over his face “M.”, who kept this house before us.
The only picture of him we found; the damp got to it.

Tucked between the autumn forest and the still water of the lake, the Lakewood Inn & Cafe has offered honest beds, hot coffee and the best pancakes on this side of the water for as long as anyone in Lakewood cares to remember. Whether you are passing through on the Old Lake Road or staying the season, you will find the radio playing, the griddle warm, and a key waiting on the rack.

The hotel is under new management. The house and its customs remain exactly the same.

Our door opens every morning when the sign turns. Not before. Folks around here are creatures of habit, and we find this comforting.

Rooms & Rates
Room 1 with the lights on: a made-up double bed, a bedside lamp and a curtained window Room 1, made up for arrival.

All stays include breakfast at the cafe. Guest rooms are upstairs, at the top of the stairs by the front desk — ask for one facing the water. The evenings are rainy here; bring a coat, whatever the season. Check-in from noon at the front desk; you pay when you leave. Ring the bell once. One key per guest; kindly return it to the rack when you leave. The rack remembers.

RoomParticularsRate
Room 1 — LakesideDouble bed, radiator, view of the water.$50 / night
Room 2 — ForestDouble bed. Very quiet.$50 / night
Room 3 — CornerDouble bed, morning sun.$50 / night
Room 4Out of service. Indefinitely. (page under construction)—
Room 5Being renovated.—
Room 6Being renovated.—
Amenities
Two cats sitting on the front desk in front of the key rack: Finn, a grey tabby, looking at the camera, and Kuro, a black cat, looking at something out of frame Finn and Kuro, heads of security.
  • Hot breakfast from the griddle, every morning
  • Coffee, bottomless, while the pot holds out
  • Next-day laundry service
  • Coin telephone in the booth by the dock (local & long distance)
  • Two resident cats, Finn and Kuro. They will let you know if something is wrong.
  • Free parking by the cafe
  • We kindly ask guests not to discuss the lake after dark.
The CafeOPENCLOSED
A stack of three pancakes on a plate at the cafe counter, with a cup of coffee behind it The short stack. Butter included.

Our cafe serves the village as much as it serves the hotel — if you want to know Lakewood, take a counter seat at eight. The radio plays, the coffee is honest, and the regulars order the same thing every single morning.

From the kitchenServed
Black coffee, bottomlessBreakfast & dinner
Pancakes, three to a stackBreakfast
Eggs & baconBreakfast
DonutsBreakfast
Pie, by the sliceBreakfast & dinner
Burgers: plain, double, or with lettuce & tomatoDinner
Pizza from the ovenDinner
Cold bottled beerDinner

Prices at the counter.

“Three, okay? Extra butter and no syrup. Butter IS the syrup.” — Lucía, at the counter, every single morning
The cafe counter with its red stools, a breakfast plate and a coffee on the counter, and the pie case at the far end The counter. The radio stays on.
Things to Do
The lake seen from the end of the wooden dock, with a navigation beacon in the distance The lake, around closing time.
  • Autumn walks — the marked trail through the north woods starts past the back porch.
  • The dock — at the bottom of the back yard, next to the payphone. Birdwatchers like the far end, binoculars and all.
  • Fishing — ask Esteban Morales at the counter around dinner; he knows the water better than the fish do. Night fishing is temporarily discouraged.
  • Doing nothing at all — our specialty. The porch chairs face the water for a reason.
The Lakewood Gazette · Oct. 13, 1997

Lights back over north shore

Fourth night running. Sheriff Donovan calls it “heat lightning.”

“Wind's up and the lake won't move. Same as '86,” says fisherman Esteban Morales.

Our little lake makes the paper now and then. Heat lightning, according to the sheriff.

Left Behind

Items our guests have forgotten, kept at the front desk. Unclaimed items are held for thirty days, then longer.

WhereWhat
Room 2One umbrella, black. One sock.
Room 1Reading glasses. A paperback, page 44 folded.
The cafeA coat that fits no one we know.
Front deskA key. Not one of ours.
From our guestbook
Margaret & Bill H., Ohio — October ’96   ★★★★★

“The pancakes alone are worth the drive around the lake. The grey cat supervised our breakfast and approved. Five stars from both of us.”

Mr. Sm—th (signature unclear) — August ’86   ★★★★★

“A most satisfactory stay. The sheets were of the proper thickness and the walls were where I left them. Forty dollars, on the counter, exactly.”

Read our guestbook →

Find Us
A hand-drawn map: the village of Lakewood up the road, the woods all around, the Lakewood Inn on the lakeshore with the payphone and the lamppost beside it, and the dock Hand-drawn by the management. Not to scale, like most things here.

Lakewood Inn & Cafe · Old Lake Road, Lakewood
The village is ten minutes up the road; the lake is at the door.
If you reach the payphone, you have gone thirty yards too far.
Front desk: Tel. 555-0141 (mornings are best) · or write ahead — the mailbox is by the porch.

Reservations
The front desk: the service bell in front, and behind it the key rack, a vase of flowers, the arrivals board and a pendulum clock The front desk. Ring once.
NO VACANCY

There's always room.
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The pancakes, famously, are. You will cook them yourself.